how do boys look good without makeup
Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it
I still wanna know when pittbull sold his soul to make the seemless transition from reggaeton to fuckboy fist puming music
[interlude after ‘hows it going down’ voice] who dick you suckin’?
actually I have a serious answer…
CONCIERGE: Where are you visiting from?
CONCIERGE: Ah, Toronto. It’s been an exciting week for you all, huh?
GUEST: Oh yes! We saw Macy’s! AND the Empire State Building!!! And the STATUE!!! We’re having so much fun!!!!
(Typical Canadians. You try to talk shit about their crack-smoking mayor, and they turn it into a positive conversation about exploring.)