If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

(Source: overdosed)


punkemojis:

american horror story: america

Anonymous: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.






if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again

(Source: everyoneisdeadnow)