hotel-job:

GUEST: We’re thinking of taking our 15 year old daughter to see the Spiderman musical. Can you help us with tickets?
CONCIERGE: Well, I’d love to, but Spiderman closed last year. Is there another show you’d be interested in?
GUEST: What’s good for a 15 year old girl?
CONCIERGE: Probably Wicked…





If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

(Source: overdosed)


punkemojis:

american horror story: america